Are you searching for some funny school jokes for kids that could instantly crack them up? Well, then your quest ends here. Whether you’re a teacher or a parent, knowing some cool school jokes would surely help you lighten the atmosphere and keep the little ones smiling on dull or gloomy days. Moreover, teaching children some hilarious and amusing school jokes may also help them socialize with ease and break the ice with their peers. Keep browsing to choose the funniest jokes from our list of clean school jokes for kids.

100+ School Jokes For Kids

  1. Which school does an ice cream man go to? Sundae school
  2. Why is the teacher wearing sunglasses in the class? Because she has bright students in her class
  3. Why do music teachers do well in a baseball game? Because they have a perfect pitch
  4. Knock, Knock Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind… It’s pointless!
  5. Name the flying mammal in the kindergarten class. AlphaBAT
  6. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class? The experiMINTS
  7. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window? She wanted to see time fly.
  8. Why do magicians score well in exams? Because they can handle tricky questions
  9. Name the dinosaur that has the best vocabulary. The thesaurus
  10. Why does the math class make students sad? Because it is full of problems
  11. Why does the music teacher need a ladder in the school? To reach higher notes
  12. How do bees go to school? By school buzz
  13. Why is history a sweet subject? Because it has many dates
  14. Why are the dark ages named so? Because they have many knights
  15. Why didn’t the Sun go to any university? Because it already has many degrees
  16. Which is the tallest school building? The library—because it has many STORIES
  17. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ATE nine
  18. What is a snake’s favorite subject? HISStory
  19. Who is the leader of the school supplies? The ruler
  20. What is a boy in a class with a dictionary in his pants called? Smartie pants
  21. What’s the best place to grow flowers in a school. KinderGARDEN
  22. Teachers shout at something students don’t do. Homework
  23. A superhero in a computer class. The screen saver
  24. Which school do the birds go to? High school
  25. Which is the shortest month of the year? May—Because it has only three letters
  26. Why does a dog do so well in school? Because it’s the teacher’s pet
  27. What did the paper say to the pen? You have a good point
  28. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite? GeomeTREE
  29. When do student astronauts eat? During LAUNCH time
  30. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? The blackboard
  31. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink? Hot CHALKolate
  32. What is the favorite subject of a witch? English—Because it has SPELLings
  33. Why do the pirates take long to finish reading the letters of the alphabet? Because they spend a lot of time at C
  34. Why are fish considered the smartest? Because they live in schools
  35. Why do we measure a snake in inches? Because it does not have feet
  36. What’s the calculator’s favorite statement? You can count on me
  37. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school? Because they are not bright enough
  38. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once? Because it has many rings
  39. “Why did you eat your homework?” the teacher asked. “You said it’s a piece of cake,” the student replied.
  40. What did the cross-eyed teacher say to the principal? I cannot control my pupils.
  41. Which school do the surfers go to? The Boarding school
  42. A tired school supply A knapsack
  43. A room that a student can never enter A mushROOM
  44. Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you should never drink and derive
  45. Which nation does the teacher like? ExplaNATION
  46. Why do geography students drown? Because all their grades are below C-level
  47. A school bus that you can never enter SyllaBUS
  48. The longest word in the dictionary RUBBER BAND—Because it stretches
  49. Two days of the week that start with ‘T’ Today and tomorrow
  50. Why was the echo detained at school? Because it replied every single time
  51. A butterfly’s favorite subject MOTHematics
  52. Why was the clock called to the principal’s office? For TOCKing too much
  53. Why was the lesson written on the window? To make it quite clear for the students
  54. Who is everyone’s best friend at school? The princiPAL
  55. Which letter is hidden in a cup? The letter T
  56. Why don’t giraffes go to elementary school? Because they go to high school
  57. Why is the letter A most like a flower? Because a ‘Bee’ always follows it.
  58. The smartest letters of the alphabet The Ys (wise)
  59. What do math students eat on Halloween? The Pumpkin Pi
  60. Why do the students wear glasses during math class? To improve their diVISION
  61. What compliment does a zero give to eight? Nice belt (8)
  62. Why were the students doing multiplication on the floor? The teacher asked them not to use tables.
  63. How do you make seven an even number? By removing the ‘S’
  64. This US state has the most number of math teachers MATHachusetts
  65. What is a mathematical plant? The one with square roots.
  66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset? Because it can never be right
  67. Favorite season of a math teacher SUMmer
  68. Why can’t 12 and 9 get married? Because they’re under 18
  69. Why is a geometry lesson so adorable? Because it has a lot of aCUTE angles
  70. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It’s not right.
  71. Teacher: One great thing that we have today but not ten years ago Student: It’s me.
  72. Teacher: Your essay on the COW is similar to that of your friends’. Have you copied? Student: No, teacher. It’s about the same COW.
  73. What’s a frog’s favorite year? Leap year
  74. What can children catch but not throw? Cold
  75. Why can’t a bicycle stand by itself? Because it is too TIRED
  76. Which grades do the pirates get in school? High Cs
  77. Which animal cheats in the exams? CHEATah
  78. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
  79. Which hand writes well, right or left? None. A pen or a pencil writes well.
  80. What do elves do after school? GHOME work
  81. What are Santa Claus’ brothers and sisters called? Relative CLAUSES
  82. Why shouldn’t you marry an apostrophe? Because it’s too possessive
  83. How do math students take a sunbath? By using SIN and COS to get tan
  84. Why are chemists good at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions
  85. How much do computers eat for lunch? A byte
  86. Which state is called the land of pencils? Pennsylvania
  87. What do ducks use for solving problems? A QUACKulator!
  88. Which is the smartest fly? The spelling bee
  89. What did one pencil say to another on the first day of school? You’re looking sharp.
  90. What does a spider do on the Internet? Create a website
  91. What’s so difficult about music class? You have to write down many notes.
  92. What are the ten things teachers can always count on? Their fingers
  93. Which is the longest table in the class? The multiplication table
  94. The coolest letters of the alphabet AC
  95. Why do triangles and squares work out every day? To stay in shape
  96. A bet that cannot be won An alphaBET
  97. How do the fish go to school? By octobus!
  98. An English teacher addicted to Instagram InstaGRAMMAR
  99. Favorite tree of an English teacher PoeTREE
  100. “What’s the longest sentence?” the English teacher asked. “Life imprisonment,” the student replied.
  101. An English teacher’s favorite breakfast Synonym rolls
  102. The reason why English teachers dislike parole They like complete sentences.
  103. An overqualified circle has? 360 degrees